A conversation on RH 5043 - #3

Booby: “Pre, pa'no ipatutupad ang pagbabawas ng populasyon?”

MJ: “By giving out free condoms, IUD's, pills. Whatever you want, restaurant. They're budgetting around P3 billion for that.”

Booby: “3 billion pesos? Ang daming pera yon, a.”

MJ: “Aside from free condom, IUD's, and pills, they will also teach you how to use the condom, the IUD, and how to take the pills.”

Booby: “Alam ko na paggamit ng condom. Sinusuot lang yun, di ba?”

MJ: “Surely, Shirley. But do you know you can only use the condom once?”

Booby: “Minsan lang gagamitin? Akala ko basta may flavor pa, pwede pa rin.”

MJ: “OMG! You see? You see? You people really have to be taught these things. There's so much you don't know, buko.”

Booby: “Yung IUD ba, minsan rin lang gamitin yon. (Sheepishly.) Ang GF kasi... Alam mo na.”

MJ: “OMG again! Taga planet earth ka ba, o alien? Once it's inside, it's inside. You can use it again and again.”

Booby: “Oo nga, ano? Teka, pa'no naman kung gusto mo nang tanggalin?”

MJ: “Just see your doctor; they'll take care of removing it. But of course, sometimes, you can't take it out anymore.”

Booby: “Anoo? Bakett?”

MJ: “Well, sometimes kasi, the IUD travels around the insides of the woman and you can't reach it anymore.”

Booby: “Di ba dangerous yun? May foreigner sa katawan mo?”

MJ: “'Foreign object', engot, not 'foreigner'. It could be, but they say it rarely happens naman, and that it's not really too dangerous.” (shrugs his shoulders.)

Booby: “Eh kung sa GF ko mangyari?”

MJ: “Tough luck, bulak.”

TO BE CONTINUED