Booby was in the mall one day, and bumped into his friend, Michael John. Bobby decided to ask MJ, who knew practically everything about almost everything, including probably, the Reproductive Health Bill 5043, about it.
Bobby: “Pareng MJ, kamusta ka na?”
Bobby (to himself): “Ang galing talaga nito? Pa'no niya nalaman na may itatanong ako sa kanya ?”
MJ: “Very simple, my simple friend. Ang objective ng RH bill is to improve our economy, alleviate poverty, and improve the quality of life of people. Gusto ring mabawasan ang mortality of child-bearing women and new-born infants.”
MJ: “That's right, flashlight. Di lang yan, kasama na rin ang women's rights sa RH bill.”
MJ: “OMG! Did you leave your IQ at home? Sino ba ang mga nanganganak? Di ba mga women?”
MJ: “Anong men's rights ang pinagsasabi mo, lomo? Pag na-preggy na ang woman, wala ng men's rights.”
MJ: “Gano'n nga, nganga.”
TO BE CONTINUED
To be continued pa? Hay... :-)
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the blogosphere, blade! How did you arrive at the blog name? It sounds a little scary to me.
The blade got it from his aide, koolaide!
ReplyDeleteKeep on writing, Ben. The blogosphere needs more fearless phantoms like you!
have always enjoyed living at the edge, the sharp edge, thus, blade.
ReplyDeletemaddog:
who's ben?